Fit for a Baby??

Seven things we do with babies that we wouldn't do with anyone else.

1. The Jungle Theme.

At no other time in your life is it acceptable or advised to play or sleep with elephants, lions and monkeys, but for an infant it’s okay, in fact we think it’s cute.



2. Ocean Friends

Life guards advise swimmers to stay out of the ocean at the sign of sharks, killer whales and octopus. Moms let their children make friends with these ocean predators during bath time.



3. Plastic Chew Toys…Er…Pacifiers

Every mom tells the babysitter to make sure little Johnny doesn’t put any small plastic toys in his mouth; he might choke on them. But, if you can’t get him to fall asleep, put that small plastic pacifier in there!



4. The Leash

Don’t want your child to behave like a wild animal in the store? Treat him/her like one; put them on a leash while you walk around Wal-Mart!



5. Video Surveillance Cameras

For anyone other than a baby it would be considered strange and inappropriate to have a 24-7 surveillance camera tracking your every move (especially in the bedroom), but for infants it’s a necessary safety measure.



6. Sports in the House

Once they hit a certain age, it is absolutely not okay to play sports in the house. However, if you are between the ages of 1-3, we beg you to please roll, toss and catch the ball in the house!! If you’re very talented, and daddy is very lucky, you will even learn how to play golf indoors with those cute little plastic clubs!




7. Running Around in the Nude

Is against the law, but if you are a baby mommy will take a picture and post it on Facebook.