A little teacher humor for those of who us work in the wonderful world of high school:
Students without work b/c they "forgot" their glasses,
then they wonder why they repeat classes.
Bookbags with IPads, IPods and Iphones,
Then they all wonder why teachers call home.
Cheetos and hot fries, the Dr and Dew,
Enough to share with the whole crew.
Wal-Mart was closed so I couldn't buy paper,
but don't you worry, I have food for later.
The bell didn't ring, why am I late?
Test? What test? This must be a mistake!
My book's in my locker. Why is it there?
I didn't think I'd need it. Do you have a spare?
When h.w. is missing, much like their brains,
When they are late and when they complain,
I simply remember Thanksgiving,
Christmas and Easter.
And then I don't feel so bad!